Dumb Blonde jokes:
> > > >Q:Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her
> > > >>> jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
> > > > >>> A: Because on the box it said 'From 2-4 years'.
> > > > >>>
> > > >Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
> > > > >>> A: She was throwing away too many W's.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
> > > > >>> A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
> > > > >>> A: She missed the Earth.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: What did the blonde get on her college entrance exam?
> > > > >>> A: Nail polish.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
> > > > >>> A: One.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
> > > > >>> A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
> > > > >>> (????????)
> > > >
> > > > Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of
cheerios?
> > > > >>> A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
> > > > >>> A: Spot.
> > > > >>>
> > > >Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
> > > > >>> A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
> > > > >>>
> > > >Q: What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's
ear?
> > > > >>> A: Data transfer.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: What did the blonde customer say to the busty waitress after
> > > > reading her nametag?
> > > > >>> A: "'Debbie'...that's cute.
> > > > What did you name the other one?"
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
> > > > >>> A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
> > > > >>>
> > > > Q: Did you hear about the blondes that were found frozen to
> > > > death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
> > > > >>> A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Q: Why won't they hire any blondes as pharmacists?
> > > > >>> A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles
> > > > in the typewriters.
> > > > >>>
> > > >Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
> > > > cut it in six or twelve pieces.
> > > > >>> A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
> > > > >>>
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The Helicopter
> > > > >>>
> > > >A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to
> > > > fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use,
> > > > the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the solo
> > > >>> helicopter by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start
it,
> > > >>> gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.
> > > > >>>
> > > >At 1000 feet, she radioed and said "I love it! The view is so
> > > > beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
> > > > >>
>
> > > >After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was
becoming
to
> > > > fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was
> > > > beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes
> > later,
> > > > he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.
> > > > He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage.
> > > > >>>
> > > >When he asked what happened, she said:
> > > > >>> "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got
higher,
> >
> > > > I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember
anything
> > > > after I turned off the big fan!"
(i'm a redhead <ggg>) |
