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Pastimes : Georgia Bard's Corner
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To: Ga Bard who wrote (2378)5/21/1998 7:01:00 PM
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With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer, the manufacturer, is bringing forth a
whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men
in today's society...

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand
Jury, and Presidential Strength versions.

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they
got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new
one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug
for only two days. Still to be determined: whether the drug can be
continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want
to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
members.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into
"special prosecutors."
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