A MESSAGE FROM JOE LANZA
Jack,
Yes, it will happen in our lifetime. Call me at 1-800-959-9122 on Tuesday
after the market closes. I have all the reasons I have heard to date.
But I have a great joke, here it is:
Two boys are walking through the woods, and they come across a large
hole. So, being boys, they start through stones into the hole, but they
hear nothing. So one boy, we'll call him Jack, takes a large stone and
pushes it into the hole. They hear nothing. The other boy, we'll call
him Wes, takes an even bigger rock and throws it down, still nothing.
Then both boys find a huge boulder, and they push, and push, and finally
they get it into the hole, still nothing. The boys then find a railroad
tie, and they think, "Surely a railroad tie would make a noise." So they
push and pull, and after a long struggle, they finally get the railroad
tie into the hole. Still nothing.
Suddenly, a goat comes running out of the bushes and jumps into the hole.
Shortly after, a farmer comes running from the same area. He said to the
boys, "Boys, have you seen a goat anywhere?"
The boys said, "Why yes, it just went into that hole."
The farmer said, "No, that couldn't have been my goat. My goat was tied
to a railroad tie."
Lanza |
