Mike,
Since we have been all inspired to song, here is one to the tune of "Rawhide"
The Huttoe Road Song, tune from "Rawhide"
Cayman, Cayman, Cayman! Cayman, Cayman, Cayman! CAYMAAAN! Vid Vid Videeo, Vid Vid Vid-eeo Vid Vid IDID a Vid-eooo!
Bid Bid Idid BidDid, Boo Hoo We did Screwed Yoo Voo VOO VooDee Vid DEEEE OOH
ScamRam,ScamRam,Scam! ScamRam,ScamRam,Scam! Sony-Baloney ScamRam Scam...
Sprinter Sphincter Anus Huttoe Stuck it to US Huttoe Dude Did Doo da Videeooh! Now we need the SEC Oh God we need the SEC Need them to Fry Hut-De-Vid-eeOh Loosers can't be Chosers, Finders can't be Keepers Not so long as Hut is Hutteoooh
We're gonna Ride to 'Virginny Make HutButt a Virgin Aginee Oh HutButt OH ButtHutt oh HutButt-Hole...
If we poke your eyes out you'll give us two new ways out We'll have new places to help you see the light
Well You get the Idea Chuck! We like you Chuck Oh Yeah Yeah Chuck Just get real close we'll try to show our Pride But in the mean time, Mealtime, We hope you had a good time And hope you liked the Food At good Old Clyde's!
Did John do somthing to ya Do ya think he got through to ya To convey our love, undying love for youuu?
We certainly hope, we hope so cause where you're going we do know.. It's not a good idea to drop yer soap!
Cayman, Cayman, Cayman! Cayman, Cayman, Cayman! CAYMAAAN! Vid Vid Videeo, Vid Vid Vid-eeo Vid Vid IDID a Vid-eooo!
Bill Kidston, (with apologies to Frankie Lane and Rowdy Yates) |