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To: Janice Shell who wrote (10847)	5/29/1998 12:24:00 AM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (2) of 71178

Tonight I was taking Ammo to his basketball practice. Now you know how cool I think I am in my gold convertible with my Oakleys on. We get in the car and I say, "Let's put the top down!" "NAw....it's too hot" says Ammo. "Oh, c'mon! It'll feel good . The sun's about down." I undo the topthingies. "I'll turn the music up loud." (Ammo cringes.) "ALright, I won't play the classical channel." We put the top down. I fiddle with the radio. Great find---Elton John! THen I put on my red baseball cap with Westbrook College on the front--which is a real college in New Hampshire or someplace. I look at Ammo as we pull out of the drive. "How do I look?" I'm feeling very cool, maybe even sexy. Ammo looks at me sadly. He's a very sweet, kind child, but very honest. He sighs. "Mom?" I look at him over my Oakleys. "I think I understand why sometimes teenagers are really embarrassed to be seen with their parents." He looks apologetic. Well-fine-"Do you want me to put the top back up?" I say nastily. "No, that's ok." I turn onto the highway. "Could you just drive fast until we get out of town?" Being middle aged is hard enough without teenagers destroying the few self-delusions we have left.

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