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SEE-BS network through its subsidiary Airstar Technologies Inc. is proud to announce the production of it first Airstar album featuring 3 hit songs They Found You, The See-bs Man, and the Airstar sit com theme song.
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First Song
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Name of the song: They Found You
Adaptation from: Beatles' hit song She Loves You by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Inspired by: JL, JV, Director Dal, D. Casey, Richard Pryor, and the rest of the guys in Airstar "management" team!
Instructions: Please read the following lyrics with the same rhythm and music as the Beatles' hit song She Loves You
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They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
You think you are the sucker
Well I told you that last ye-e-a-a-r-r
It was you they were thinking of
And they showed that in so many w-a-y-y-s
They said you make big money, and you thought that
can't be bad
Yes, they found you and you thought you should be glad
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They promised the world to you, and said everything is A-OK!
They said Xecom was your ticket
and you thought how great they were
They said they loved you and you thought that was good news!
Yes, they said they loved you, and you thought that was good newssss!
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
You know it's up to you, I think its only fair
Pride can hurt too, admit to yourself you were a sucker!
They fooled you and you know thats really bad
Yes, They fooled you and you know thats really bad
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found the suckers they wanted
And now they are playing the games they had planned!
Its now up to you, to stand up and go after them
With a little luck you may get all of them!
Because now you know that they are just con men!
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
They found you, YEH, YEH, YEH
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Second Song
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Name of the song: See-bs man
Adaptation from: Beatles' hit song NoWhere Man by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Inspired by: SEE-BS's most popular director/consultant Mr. Joseph Lanza
Instructions: Please sing the follwoing lyrics with the same rhythm and music as the
Nowhere Man song by the Beatles.
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He's a real See-bs man,
sitting on his see-bs stock,
Making all his see-bs plans for all shareholders!
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where He's going to
Isnt he a bit like Director Dal, Joe V, Dennis Casey, Richar Pryor, and the rest?!
See-bs Man, please listen, you dont know
what you're saying
See-BS man, "Suckers" are at your command!
He's as sharp talk as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see,
See-bs man can you see me at all?!
See-bs man dont worry,
take your time, dont hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isnt he a bit like Director Dal, Joe V, Dennis Casey, Richar Pryor, and the rest?!
He's a real See-bs man,
sitting in his FIG land
making all his See-bs plans for shareholders
making all his See-bs plans for shareholders
making all his See-bs plans for shareholders
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Third Song
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Name of the song: Airstar sit com theme song
Written and composed: Yours truly!
Inspired by: The whole concept of Xecom/Airstar as a publicly held corporation!
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In the tradition of Seinfeld the popular NBC sit com
There is Xecom the popular SEE-BS sit com
Seinfeld is about nothing, absolutely nothing
Look at Xecom and see if it is about something
Seinfeld made millions for the GE share holders
Xecom made trillions for the hemorrhoid pain killers
Enough about Seinfeld, the NBC popular sit com
Lets concentrate on Xecom, the SEE-BS popular sit com
Grab a chair, sit back and relax
Xecom's story may require you to grab some Maylax
First There was a real estate company
The next thing you know it became to be a phone company!
There were pros sucking little old lady's saving money
There were con artists talking, taking naive lawyers money
From the good old honest not-so professional, to the rich educated professionals
Money was sucked out by pros, cons and real sleazy slick professionals
There were people claiming to have invested 3.5 millions in the Xecom game!
The same people who would suck honest lawyers money during a golf game!
There were talks of shorts, Canadians, peasants, kings and war like slogans!
No one really knew what was wrong with all those morons!
No one really knows what the company does, or plans to do
It does not matter anyway, the Canadians and shorts will lose!
Xecom is no longer called Xecom
But do not take me wrong, it is still a sit com!
SEE-BS has changed the name to Airstar Technologies Inc.
I hope it does not mean Xecom will go to sink
The ticker was changed from XECM to XCMM
ASTS came next followed by ASTG, as if it was a game
We hope ASTG is here to stay
The ticker is essential to the play
The 10K, 10Q, business plans, and future outlook are not here
But have no fear, the consultants are here!
There are promoters, directors, consultants, CEOs and others
But then you have characters like the SuckerFinders!
Long live Airtstar Technologies Inc.
For which it is the same as Xecom Inc.
Long Live Xecom
The most popular SEE-BS sit com
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