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To: celeryroot.com who wrote (24)	5/30/1998 11:11:00 AM
From: Lazarus	Read Replies (1) of 54

Can't make a market with OhNo birds... No one in their right mind would ever hunt an OHNO bird, because it comes form the family of birds known as Foo. The Foo [the oo sounds like the ew in new] species are notorious mankillers. Among the island native's there is a saying: "you hunt the foo; the foo hunts you!" And the foo always ends up the winner. All birds in the Foo species have deadly feces. IT's true. they kill men with their tirds. If you are hit with a tird from one of these birds -- you will die. Instantly. IF you wipe it off, that is. The natives never die. They don't wipe it off. Of course some pple refuse to believe the natives warnings. Awhile back an American visiting Bora Bora laughed in the faces of the natives when they told him what I just told you. He picked up his rifle and straighway headed out to find him a Foo bird. He was a wealthy man - a commodities trader who had managed to make a small fortune [which was easy - since he started with a large one.] Anyway, the guy came upon a large flock of Foo birds feeding in the shallow waters at the beach, took aim, and fired. He winged one but didn't kill it. A few feathers went flying. Then all of those birds took off and and begin to fly their cirle of death pattern. Once they got their preditor in sight they flew after him with a vengence. When he saw how mad those birds were and heard their ominous screams he started running like hell. Just before he reached the entrance of a small cave in a nearby cliff he tuned his head to see where the birds were -- AND one of those Foo birds planted a tird on him -- right between the eyes. Once inside the cave, he did what every idiot before him has done. He wiped it off. Died Instantly Lazarus moral: if the Foo sh*ts, wear it.

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