A 57 year old Arif Adam went into the doctors office for a checkup. "You're in excellent health", said the doctor, "You must really watch your lifestyle." "Naa", said Arif, "You should see my father. He's 81 years old and he walks twenty miles a day." "That's unbelievable", said the doctor, "81 and he still wants to keep in shape." "Did I say he wanted to keep in shape?" said Arif, "He's a mailman. He has to walk that far every day. But that's nothing like my grandfather. He's 99 and he's just now starting his own business." "Wow", said the doctor, "That old and wanting to start his own business." "Did I say he wanted to start a business?", said Arif, "Actually he needs the money so he has to do that. But he's nothing like my great grandfather. He's 124 and is getting married in July." "Amazing", said the doctor, "Well over a hundred and wanting to get married and build a life with someone." "Did I say he wanted to get married?" said Arif. |