Re: Any bottles lying around the beach with a Barbara Eden inside?
In order for you to go to a real beach, if I recall it's a 10 hour drive to Canne and Nice, or you can get on a plane and it's an 8 hour flight to Cocoa Beach... I'll take the drive to Nice any day :^) The Formula 1 Race was in Monte Carlo last Sunday, damn missed another one....
I took an early morning walk on the beach and found: idreamofjeannie.com idreamofjeannie.com idreamofjeannie.com members.aol.com
Careful what you wish for JW@KSC
I Dream of Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie emerges.
She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son of a B#%*&, I am going to grant only 1".
He thinks a minute and says "OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed".
She says "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle.
Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance. |