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PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?)
Astronomers tracking the three 'Starships' have lost contact with them
due to the fact that they are passing between 'Mars' (seats up)
and 'Venus' (seats down).........
They hope to reestablish contact in the AM.
If necessary 'bulletins' will be issued as necessary...
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HOUSTON, Texas, May 28 (Reuters?)
At 20:32 EST 'NASA' lifted it's 'warning' to all pharmacies in the USA.
No reason was stated....
A 'news release' is expected shortly from 'Palo Alto'....
........................In other news
There is 'no' truth to the rumor that 'Ken Star' has agreed to pose
for the cover of.........
'MAD MAGAZINE'....
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PALO ALTO, Calif., May 28 (Reuters?)
Astronomers tracking the three 'Starships' have confirmed that the 3
'RUMPSWABBIAN BATTLECRUSIERS' (hostile MM's) following the
'Armada'....Have broken off their pursuit and set a course for a
'Planet' located in the.....
'KY' Nebula. It appears that their intentions are to go to the system
and stock up on 'medical supplies'.....
'Bob Guccioni' Spoksperson for the observatory stated:
It appears that this course change, is proof positive that the 'nations'
supply of 'vaseline' is safe for now!!
...................in other news
'Generalisimo Francisco Franco of Spain' is still...........
'DEAD'!
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To: +Just-a-thought (4318 )
From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 3:29PM ET
Reply # of 5104
PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?)
Astronomers tracking the three 'RUMPSWABBIAN BATTLECRUSIERS'
(Hostile MM's) ....Report that the 'RUMPIES' have reached the 'KY'
Nebula.....As reported last evening the 'RUMPSWABBIANS' traveled to 'KY'
in order to stock up on 'medical supplies'.....
'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated:
"We have tracked the 'BATTLECRUISERS' and find two of them to be in
orbit around a 'Planet' in the 'KY' Nebula, known as 'PMS'#1.
The inhabitants of this 'Planet' are 'NOT' known for their.....
hospitality!
We are still looking for the 3rd 'BATTLECRUSIER'....we are in touch with
'JPL' Houston, and will also be utilizing the 'Hubble' telescope
to help in the search...
We cannot afford to let a 'RUMPSWABBIAN-BATTLECRUSIER' loose!..We
will locate it.....
.......................In other news
The 'Indiana Pacers' defeated the 'Bulls' in game six by 3 points.
Game 7 sunday in Chicago
This caused 'macker' to say the following "%$#*_)*&*++(*+)* me!"
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To: +Just-a-thought (4766 )
From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 10:17PM ET
Reply # of 5104
PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?)
Subj: Missing 'RUMPSWABBIAN-BATTLECRUSIER'.
'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated:
"We have found the 3rd 'BATTLECRUISER'!!.....
It has crashed while attempting to land on 'PMS'#1, we have been
monitoring transmissions from the 2 'BATTLECRUISERS" orbiting the
'Planet'......It appears that 'slippery runway conditions' caused the
mishap. No injuries were reported by the 'RUMPIES'. Again the
inhabitants of this 'Planet' are 'NOT' known for their.....
hospitality!...The 'RUMPSWABS' (MM's) will not enjoy their shore leave
on this 'Planet'...
We would expect the 'RUMPOIANS' to continue their pursuit of the
3 'STARSHIPS' (nina, pinta & santa maria) on monday!
We reestablished contact with the dedicated 'ARMADA' this AM as they
emerged from the interference caused by....
'MARS'(seats up) and 'VENUS'(seats down). Their course has not
changed.....
They're on track to the 'Galaxy' known as.....
'THE LAND OF CRITICAL MASS'.....God speed....
'John Glenn'...eerrrrr
....................in other news
Indiana Pacers coach 'Larry Bird' has not changed his 'expression'.
Game seven on 'Sunday' will be just "AWESOME".....'The green wave!'
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To: +Just-a-thought (4956 )
From: +Just-a-thought Friday, May 29 1998 11:52PM ET
Reply # of 5104
PALO ALTO, Calif., May 29 (Reuters?)
'Bob Guccioni' Spokesperson for the observatory stated:
'The 'HUBBLE' telescope has picked up a 'GREEN WAVE' SPACE SHUTTLE',
towing a 'BANNER'--------INDY,LAR-RY,INDY,LAR-RY,INDY,LAR-RY!....
Larry Bird still has not changed his expression! Just another day at
the office. Been there done that!!.....GAME 7 SUNDAY BE THERE!!!!!
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