Hamasaki on Drafting programmers
From a WRP of May 1998... some thoughts on why drafting will not work.
John _______
.... No way. ...for those who haven't been following c.s.y2k, there is a thread running about drafting programmers into press-gangs to fix federal systems. The real code-crankers are arguing that this is not possible, the denial-heads and wishful-thinkers are suggesting that if the programmers don't fix the systems as slave coders, they will be tried in military courts. Sabotage would be detected by 'Configuration Management' systems, whatever they are.
Please, no one who has ever worked on an Enterprise scale system could ever imagine anything so looney.
And if Y2K is a crisis, the best way to make it worse and to 'sabotage' the remediation would be to enforce rigid configuration management rules, and the saboteurs would be the ones who work within the system, turning it against itself, ... I cannot release sub-module RTP-3007 to the build disk even though it is a co-req to DRP 05 and a negative pre-req to DRP 45 because I do not have the Heneral's crypto-signature on the results of the post-unit-test report from the QA team. The next QA team meeting is scheduled in 8 days. So---reeeee. <you butt-head, draft me, will you. I designed the CM system for a 200 person, 15 year software project.>
Yes, I have been funning with them but those of us who actually have designed or used CM systems, have all encountered the situation where a bug regresses and we spend days looking for the cause, cursing ourselves, why did I do it that way, what was I thinking, what side effect is working here.
I do not want to discuss this with 'Software Engineers' who have an academic, ivory tower view, who have never worked on a real system, a system with more than a couple million lines of code and a couple hundred programmers. It doesn't work like they taught you in school. Book learning doesn't count. Y2K is a game for seasoned vets only. Too few days left now. ... |