E'Lane,
A LtCdm cannot shirk her duties - even if the sun is shining and all is content with the world <g>. On the other hand, you will need more than hip-boots on ICVI... it is flying thru the air with the greatest of ease <gggg>. INFE is not much better, tho I managed to pick up another 500 shares pretty cheap this morning.
I found this and I just know it has something to do with DGIV and what it does, I just am not sure what -
"WHAT IF DR. SUESS DID TECHNICAL WRITING?
(These work best when reading if you can get a little beat going)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom."
Your task, LtCdm E'Lane, is to memorize this and repeat to the crews of all our ships...as fast as you can and with a straight face. <gggg>
Chuck(wondering if he'll ever get a neck rub from Lanie again) |
