Ah Greg, your confusion is indeed well founded! It is not the CONTENT of the release, but the behind the scenes buggering that will make this the hour of our grandest victory!
You see, a "little bird" told me that ADGI has a REALLY big trick up it's sleeve. Dr. J. is rumored to be burning the midnite oil on something REALLY positive. A "suprise" of sorts for you "earnings" hungry fans.
The patient may yet see $1 a share *pre-split*, STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED! I am not that greedy, 7/16ths is my price and when it hits I am releasing this bad dream loserville stock to the higher powers. *then* and only then, Frickie, and Lickie, and Splickie, can pump the handle for all it is worth and call me a "sore loser".
He/she who seeks only spiritual gratification, and turns a cheek to greed, does indeed have ample opportunities to laugh privately at the foolishness of humans.
DISCLAIMER: Mutant alien bus drivers hi-jacked my Hyundai, drove me to Reno and made me watch reruns of the Lawrence Welk show. Pinned helplessly to a Naugahyde sofa in 120 degree heat, my eyelids propped open with swizzle sticks, I had a vision. In this vision the Lord God Jimmy Swaggart sat on the right hand of the throne of Bill Clinton. Together they created the trinity....BOOZE...SEX....AND POWER. I awoke to what sounded like the gnashing of teeth. It was in fact Moniker Lewdwinchsky slipping into something "more comfortable". In her case it was a discarded funeral home tent. She had painstakingly drawn pictures of the Little Rock Motel 6 with glitter paint, punctuated with little phaluses wrapped in swaddling clothes. She reached over and tugged me on the sleeve....."You see, purity in it's most adulterated form is a virtue". Just then the channel flicked over to Miami vice...the camera pans in on a skier wearing only fur-lined hotpants, could've been mink, but probably Pakistani Lemur.....that was when the drugs began to take hold.That's when things started to get *really* bizarre!
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