LOL .
Jim,
Thanks for the encouragement and more importantly the humor. I needed a good laugh today. To return the favor, I just now picked this up from the PAIR thread:
A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for
valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say
that?"
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you,
is all."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
The parrot replied, "Moses."
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
asked the burglar.
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who
would name a Rottweiler 'Jesus.' "
BTW Congrats on your gap up prediction -- appears right on!
Berney |
