>An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
>his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong
>place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
>Pretty soon the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
>in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
>
>After a while they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
>escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
>
>One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
>
>"So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things
>are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
>escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to
>come up with next! God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
>That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there; send him
>back up here!"
>
>Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
>keeping him." God replies "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
>
>"Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" |
