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To: Electric who wrote (45030)6/5/1998 4:32:00 PM
From: Patrick Slevin  Read Replies (1) of 58727
 
I sort of thought it was fake too, but who knows....I do have more!!!

(I've always liked the Will Rogers line, by the way. Must be the Jersey in me.)
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"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but
you must eat it with naked fat people."
- Ed Bluestone

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a moron."
- George Carlin

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneris

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
- Carol Leifer

"A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
business."
- Shelley Berman

"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents."
- Billiam Coronel

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore
helmets."
- Dave Edison

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."
- Steve Bluestone

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place."
- Johnny Carson

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a
rock."
-Will Rogers

"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
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