Gracie! I see you have wandered into the Lion's Den without the benefit of an archangel *or* failing that, a very heavy blunt object with which to impart data that computes on a more "machine" level.
Although your attempts at "reason" and subsequent offerings of substantiation would be commendable....no, downright *noble* under different circumstances, you are indeed wasting your breath and time with the likes of some of the psuedo-intellectuals slithering about on this rock.
Best to forget it, *unless* (like myself) you have some mineral deficit in your system that makes you do strange and daring things!
Here, that being the case, do take my arm and let me escort you out of this den of thieves with your dignity intact! If any of these carnivorous creatures so much as peeks at one of your gorgeous legs I will dash them all together head first like so many billiard balls.
Ah, an injustice to the billiard ball. It's beliefs are not challenged by the laws of physics. Also, symmetry being what it is, there is nothing about it's anatomy which could be defined as "flat-headed".
The trick to this sort of thing is to let the attacker's own inertia carry them harmlessly past as rage fouls their judgement and slows the reaction time. The anticipation of a deed is more useful than the study of it's origin.
I suppose it would cause quite a stir in these parts if I announced that I was a practicing Buddhist monk....practicing until such time as I develop a following to sponge off of.
Or, maybe I am fulfilling a long ago promise to spend 16 lifetimes on this dying shithole of a planet.....merely to observe and report my findings to GOD....who as everyone knows is a Sub-Saharan Nubian Lesbian Paraplegic psychic who works the evening shift at Dave's All Night Weenie Stand.
See, nothing to it. Only the offensive can be offended. Whatever
*GOD* "looks" like, it's a safe bet it ain't Yanni, and it gives not one nanosecond of credence to the bloated toad-like appearance of "Buffo" the methane burbing slime-prince master of his or her own mind.
Let's get real here folks....mythology changes through the passage of time. When I grew up (actually long before) I stopped believing in both the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus. I began to devote a considerable portion of my waking hours to understanding human "nature". (a hideous misnomer)
In the final analysis, it is most likely that our "kind" will die on a massive scale due to stupidity, intolerance, and malice toward one another.
This mythological Jesus cat at least knew the meaning of compassion....99.99% of carbon based inhabitants (based on a recent Creation Times magazine poll) indicated in a mental telepathy study of Uranus, that given their druthers, your typical Uranus-dwelling male would rather keep their women folk nekid, knocked up, and well-beaten than share space *ANYWHERE* as equals.
Maybe you are too demure to intimate that reality here...amongst these "blessed" believers, but I am not. I see it evidenced everyday among the slothenly, backward, thugs who hold the "power" in this world.
The "privileged" classes of men who have come up with these *INSANE* belief systems invariably are mean-spirited, sexist, perverted pigs. And rather than have the globes to go out sometime and take it up the butt....which is more their style, they often spend lifetimes in denial doing terrible things to people *ALWAYS* their physical lessors, or hiding in dark shadows waiting to commit some cowardly act of hate.
Some legacy of love that is...some ridiculously placed high "moral standard" that is not only destined to failure, but guaranteed to erupt in the face of many an innocent bystander.
I leave you to your tormentors now....the decision to stay and be continuously insulted or not is yours. I will say this, you deserve better, eh????
Cheers!
(who says chivalry is dead) |
