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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!

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To: Charliss who wrote (22770)6/6/1998 5:05:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett1 Recommendation  Read Replies (3) of 108807
 
>>"I await the posting of a list of all your accomplishments...in business"<<

I run a very successful collection agency. I collect beer and soda cans which I redeem for the 5 cent deposit.

>>"and finance,"<<
My Visa Card credit line was recently increased from $250 to $500.

>>"academia,"<<
I mow the lawn of a very famous college professor.

>>"publishing,"<<
I wrote a "letter to the editor" of the local newspaper urging citizens to throw their beer and soda cans on the highway so that I could make more money.

>>"direct community contributions in terms of service,"<<
I performed 60 days of community service in lieu of 30 days in jail.

>>"public office,"<<
I was a write-in candidate for Mayor, Governor, and President. I got one vote in every election.

>>"directorships,"<<
I have never steered a boat.

>>"consultancies,"<<
Many people ask me about the weather because I live outdoors.

>>"the arts"<<
I pose for local artists who want to do character portraits.

>>"and sciences"<<
I associated the principle of the lever to a crowbar and padlock.

Jim
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