A man's wife is in the intensive care ward of a hospital in a deep coma. The monitor wires are all over her. The man is talking to the doctor.
"Doctor, is there any hope for my wife?" The doctor responds, "Well sir, her condition is very, very serious, but there is a glimmer of hope. See the wavy lines on this monitor? That means there is a little brain wave activity still left. We have learned that there is only one possible way to stimulate a person back to activity: Oral Sex!"
The man is shocked and uncomfortable! "Are you serious?" The doctor responds, "Yes I am. Somehow, the sexual tension and pleasure sometimes is the catalyst for ending the coma. I really recommend you consider this."
The man thinks for awhile then agrees to do it. "Can you all leave the room so I can have some privacy?" The doctor and remaining staff all say, "Of course. We'll watch the monitors from the nurses' station."
The staff leaves the room and closes the door. They are all hovering around the monitors down the hall when the signal line goes completely flat! Alarms sound and the staff runs to the patient's room.
When they enter, the man is zipping up his pants. He turns and says, "I think she choked!" |
