Wow, what a surprise, I'm overwhelmed, no, really, (sob), I, uh, don't know what to say, I mean....I'd like to thank the "Kook" thread, of course, for giving me the award, this is great, it's going to get place of honor in the bathroom, and oh yeah, a big "thank you" to Len, for starting the "Morons" thread, couldn't have done it without you, buddy, whoever you are, yeah, and my family, who have, uh, sacrificed so very much during the whole time I spent on this project, and especially my wife, for all the times she had to mow the lawn and walk the dogs and take out the garbage, and all that stuff, while I was just staring at the monitor, and the kids at home, Daddy's really sorry he forgot to pick you up from school last week, I'll make it up to you, I promise, oh, and the Chicken, your posts were a real inspiration, man, and of course, the biggest "thank you" of all has to go out to old Painless himself, Dr. Jeffrey L. Henken, if you're reading this, man, I still think you're a worm ....
Loud theme music, exit weeping stage left with award under arm, supported by gorgeous hostess babes... |