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June 8, 1998
The Stuck Defective, Internet Journalism's answer to the "National Enquirer," today discovered the latest Pump and Dump publication in the nation. The name of this publication, not previously known to Stuck Defective readers, is "The Wall Street Journal."
In order to save you, little investor people, the Stuck Defective sent our crack journalism team (without their crack, even), all over Podunk and could not even locate a street named "Wall," which was when we decided something was "stinky."
What made us certain, though, is when this "Wall Street Journal" interactive edition highlited "Digitcom," a company we know is stinky because their PR department did not return our phone calls. That allowed us to dig deep into the innards of Digitcom, and we learned of a country called "Mordovia" which is not even on any of our maps. This is really stinky. Our maps only show civilized countries like Germany, which we are sure Digitcom would never go into because Digitcom is stinky.
The Stuck Defecive will have much more to say on this breaking story, as soon as we send the check from a certain national association of security dealers back through the bank and cleared, which should be real soon now, according to what we have been told.
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