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June 8, 1998
The Stuck Defective, Internet Jurnalism's answer to the "National Enquirer," today discovered the latest Pump and Dump stock, "Interactive Casino Cruises." Stuck Defective journalists sent our crack journalism team (without their crack even), all over Podunk looking for this casino cruise ship hoping to double down on split aces but all we could find was a single boat that was no longer working. That is when we decided something was "stinky."
What made us certain, though, was when we found out this casino company no longer existed and was now doing gas and coal stuff. with something called a "reverse merger." We think anything reverse is stinky, otherwise it woud be forward. Well, we figured, what does a blackjack dealer know about gas except after Burritos and beer? So we dug deep and could not find anybody working for this casino company. They were all gone. There was nobody there. We kept asking and they refered us to this company in Houston that did gas and energy. Now, the Stuck Defective knows very well, little investor people, that oil guys are terrible at shooting craps and just about any other casino game. We can even beat them at our specialty, "liar's dice." So these guys are defnitely stinky.
The Stuck Defecive will have much more to say on this breaking story, as soon as they get the check from a certain national association of security dealers clears the bank, which should be any month now.
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