From a recent news article,
Senior executives of World Wide Minerals were contacted recently to state "why WWS stock price has been lagging?". Paul A. Carroll, Chairman, CEO and self-revered sex symbol spoke to us.
"Oh sure WWS stock has been low. Yes, I have a large vested interest, but who cares about that, I'm not in it for the money."
[SO MR. CARROLL WHAT ARE YOU IN IT FOR?]
"Chics, tons and tons of foreign women!"
[But Mr. Carroll, I don't see the correlation with uranium and women]
"Uranium makes nuclear energy, right?"
[Yes, so what's your point?]
"Think about it, I'm at the helm of a nuclear company, chics love that stuff"
[Then what about the mining reserves?]
"Mining reserves?, the only mining I do is at my hotel room."
[So then...what's the lawsuit in Kaz. about?]
"Oh that, well...ah, you see I pick up a nasty genital disease and I was on company time, so its a company matter"
Only kidding,
Hope to see everyone at the annual meeting, I'll be the one swearing at Mr CEO.
Nick... |
