Kasha, a/k/a Jack Schitt.....
For those of you who are at a loss for a response when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt....be aware that Kasha really is Jack Schitt.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt, LLC. Eventually, Jack Schitt married Noe. The union of the deeply religious couple produced six offspring: Holy, Deep, Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull (who went on to become a high school drop-out). After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and, because the kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her former name. She now goes by the name Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Fulla Schitt married Loda and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Deep and Dip (who were twins) were inseparable throughout childhood and eventually married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens have children - Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So, if anyone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can disprove them, since you know Kasha, a/k/a Jack Schitt. |
