[ Are you RAY's mouth piece ] Instock,
No, I can speak for myself.
Say, I found this in the archives. Thought you may find it interesting.
Ray
Genealogy of an Online Trader
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and O.Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 5 children: Holie Schitt, the twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Holie Schitt were inseparable though out childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned home a few years later with his new bride Giva Schitt. One year later Giva Schitt gave birth to a baby boy, Pisa.
Pisa Schitt was only Schitt to attend college, where he was given a hard time for his name. After finishing college he decided to become a online trader, knowing no one would take advice from a Pisa Schitt, he changed his name to Instock. |
