<<BK is myth>>
You better listen to the TWINS Mr. Pete "Myth Man" Moonbeam!!!
When they were young, Mikey and Willy left their Connecticut mansion to attended the fabled "Austrian School." Arnold was there too. But while Arnold spent his time in the gym, and you've seen the results, Mikey and Willy honed their minds on courses such as "The Wholistic Economy," "The Zen of BK," and "The Anatomy of a Bear." (You've probably already heard the story about the time they snuck off campus to study "the anatomy of a bare." The experience was so intense, that they're still asking for "tough love, ho ho ho . . .") Anyway, I digress, after years of study, they finally graduated TWIN TRACK RAZOR SHARP.
So, you better listen to the TWINS Pete, or you'll end up tending bar at their mansion after BK. (Masseur is out for you.)
Best Regards, John |