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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates: A Perfect Company

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To: out_of_the_loop who wrote (259)6/13/1998 10:49:00 AM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (1) of 2117
 
Dr. Epstein: Thank you for supporting FBNA in the face of serious allegations of misconduct by certain shorters on this board. It is the faith of shareholders like yourself that make FBNA a safe haven for investors. You just can't lose money in an FBNA investment. I know ... I've tried.

In appreciation for the diligence you have shown supporting our firm, I have instructed our Personnel Department to award you the medical business of our entire company. Please contact them to provide contact information. I've lost track of the number of employees we currently have. However, I know that they will be lining up for their annual physicals shortly.

Say, you wouldn't happen to have any idea what causes minor back aches after riding a Harley for 7 hours straight, would you? Also, my hearing tends to be somewhat muffled after those experiences. Any ideas?

Your new business cards are on the way. I have taken the liberty of adding the following slogan to them: "Doctor to the Perfect Company's Perfect Employees".

Regards,

TEDennis, CEO (recently retired)
FBN Associates
Aggressively Impacting America's Productivity
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