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To: TEDennis who wrote (261)6/13/1998 11:03:00 AM
From: out_of_the_loop  Read Replies (2) of 2117
 
Ted:

Re:your question -
Q> Say, you wouldn't happen to have any idea what causes minor back aches after riding a Harley for 7 hours straight, would you? Also, my hearing tends to be somewhat muffled after those experiences. Any ideas?

I have conducted a SERIOUS LIFESAVING MEDICAL literature search on this complex constellation of symptoms. I think you have hypercompression of the dorsalis pedis artery resulting in pedotemporal reflex activation of thalamic-cortical instability centers, or, in layman's language, your shoes were too tight.

This can also result in the loss of ability to remember certain numerical values, such as the stock price or ...the number of employees you have. Proof. Q.E.D.

Thank you for the honor of the employee contract. I run a tight SERIOUS LIFESAVING MEDICAL ship and even though I am personally busy, I will contact my partner to help out. He makes housecalls, too. So, either I or Dr. Kevorkian will be happy to help out. Thank you again. You are my favorite almost former CEO. I trust you.

P.S. To all those who are not Ted - SEND CERTS NOW!!!!!

Or now.

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