FBN MICROSOFT CONNECTION !!!!!!
Yes, it's true. From Kotter to cotter pin to college and medical school. In medical school we discovered that long hair and elephant bells cause ..what else? Yes ...cancer. Anyway, since I owe Mr. Kaplan....er Kotter my life and years of royalties, I decided to dedicated my life to the sick and the lame (including this post) in order to prevent him from coming down with the dreaded crab.
Soooo, off to the SERIOUS LIFESAVING MEDICAL laboratory where I made a discovery. There were certain mice that didn't get cancer no matter what chemicals were applied to them spilled on the or otherwise forced on them (again, like this post).
What was so special about these mice? One day,I dissected one. I took the ball out and looked at the plate on the bottom. It said "Microsoft". Interesting. If I could apply principles of embryonics,Y2k compatibility,y3k compatibility, and immortality, while at the same time keeping some parts edible, I could establish a lame connection to your post and this most excellent company. In any case, it hasn't worked yet, but if it does ....
THIS STOCK WILL SKYROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!
So far only three people have sent me their certificates. We have a total of 5 shares. Only a few more and we'll have those shorting MMs scrambling to cover their a**es.
SEND CERTS NOW ...IT"S THE ONLY WAY
Thank God this stock is NOT A SCAM like all those OTHER bb stocks.
We are so lucky and brilliant to have done the DD on all these posts (and you, for remembering all the way back to 1974 -- good work!!!) so that we can put our kids' future in secure hands.
ok I'm done now.
I think I am a morning poster.
Sorry.
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