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To: Brander who wrote (468)	6/14/1998 3:34:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) of 2117

Brad (we're on a first name basis, aren't we?): Thank you for the kind words. We at FBNA pride ourselves in being sensitive to our stockholders' needs. You need it, we'll figure out how to get around the legalities of getting it for you. You say your friend has a lot for sale near Old Faithful? Wow, what a coincidence! We happen to own the property on which the highway leading up to the geiser was built. We lease the right of way to the Federal Parks System. We offer portions of that lucrative lease to our favorite shareholders (we define favorite as anybody with over $1 million to invest). The only restriction we have is that the buyers aren't allowed to let anybody else know about their ownership of the prime property. Oh, and we don't let anybody build fast food restaurants or anything like that on their share of the highway frontage. After all, it's a National Parks thingy. We're proud to be Americans. I'm sure you understand. Wouldn't want to spoil the tourists' nature experience. And, about that Y2K problem. Quite a deal, eh? Thanks again for your interest in FBNA, where are investors have absolutely nothing to worry about. Stick around. You ain't seen nothin' yet!!! TED

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