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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates: A Perfect Company
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To: jjs_ynot who wrote (470)6/14/1998 5:37:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) of 2117
 
dave_s: Re: "does FBNA have the ability to ..."

Oh, man ... what a question! You wouldn't believe some of the things we're capable of doing! And, sometimes in broad daylight!

If you had been following our company for any period of time, you'd know that we have an entire fleet of customized Corporate B-52's that transport our executive officers to the far corners of the world (I've often wondered how a round world has corners, but I digress).

In conjunction with the B-52 international flight operations, we have certain ... uh ... shall we say "privileges"? ... awarded to us by certain foreign agencies and countries who greatly benefitted from their involvement in FBNA's extremely successful IPO last April 1st.

Cargo inspections in those cooperating countries tend to be a bit lax, so any "special" shipments are guaranteed to pass through with no restrictions whatsoever.

Be advised, though, that FBNA will not tolerate any drug related contraband materials. Your cryptography thingys don't fit in that category, so I suppose we could import/export them at will. In broad daylight, or the dark of night. Whatever.

Thanks for your interest in our company.

FBNA ... where nothing keeps us from enhancing shareholder value.

Regards,

TED
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