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Gold/Mining/Energy : Alliance Pacific Gold Corp, V.APG (formerly Yukon Gold -V)
APG 36.15+2.0%1:49 PM EST

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To: Orwell who wrote (142)6/14/1998 6:22:00 PM
From: kidl  Read Replies (1) of 209
 
Humor:
For those who have a problem dealing with volatile stock markets.

Psychiatric
Hotline

Hello, welcome to and thank you
for calling the psychiatric hotline. If
you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly. If you
are co-dependent, please have
someone press 2 for you. If you
have multiple personalities, please
press 3,4,5,& 6. If you are
paranoid-delusional, we know
who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line while we trace
your call. If you are schizophrenic,
listen carefully - - a little voice will
tell you which button to push. If
you are manic-depressive, it
doesn't matter which button you
push, no one will answer. Have a
nice day.

PS.: I saw this on another thread but it seems to fit your outlook
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