Jeff was a compassionate soul. He looked on as Muffy was going through the rack of see through nighties. But the price was more than Muffy's budget would permit. As it was still dark, and no one else was around, Jeff sneakily slipped one of the garments into his policeman's briefcase. Another cruiser was on the scene shortly and Jeff volunteered to take Muffy home, while the other officers investigated the accident.
Upon entering Muffy's apartment, Jeff presented her with the nightie he had stolen from the store.
"Wait here a minute." called Muffy from her bedroom. Jeff looked around Muffy's living room. She had lots of cheap art pieces, painting and sculptures and the like.
Muffy reappeared in the doorway to her bedroom, wearing only the see through TEDDY, with nothing underneath. Muffy watched Jeff's eyes and clearly saw his aroused interest.
Taking Jeff by the hand, Muffy pulled him into her bedroom. She laid back on the bed, propping her head up with a soft satin pillow. Jeff glanced nervously about.
"You know, I've never done anything like this before." he stammered.
Muffy responds by caressing Jeff's chest, slowing massaging his neck. She nips lightly at his ears. Jeff removes his policeman's uniform, standing there in his Fruit-of-the-Loom briefs. Muffy hates briefs, preferring her men in boxers. Turned off now, Muffy grabs Jeff's briefs and rips them off. She looks at Jeff, in all his splendor and starts laughing hysterically.
"Hey. I'm from Connecticut, and I told you, it's my first time." Jeff blurts out.
"That explains it!", laughs Muffy.
Still laughing, she points at Jeff's.... |
