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Non-Tech : Sungold Gaming International (SGGNF)

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To: L. D. who wrote (2257)6/15/1998 3:56:00 PM
From: L. D.  Read Replies (1) of 5164
 
Humor:
On a day like today many investors are praying and many more will go to the church after the markets close. I'll attend the mass at the one mentioned below.



A new Priest was very nervous before his first sermon so he asked the Monsignor what he could
do to relax.

The Monsignor said : "Put some vodka in the water pitcher : After a few sips everything should
go great."

The Priest put the suggetion into practica and proceeded to talk up a storm. He felt great.

However, after returning to the Rectory he found a note from the Monsignor; it read :

1.) Sip, don't gulp.
2.) There are ten commandments, not twelve.
3.) There were 12 disciples not 10.
4.) We do NOT refer to the cross as the "BIG T."
5.) The recommended grace before meals is NOT "Rub-a-dub-dub thank God for the grub".
6.) David slew Goliath, he did NOT kick the shit out of him.
7.) We do NOT refer to our Saviour Jesus Christ and His Apostles as "J.C. and the Boys"
8.) The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are NEVER referred to as "Big Daddy, Junior and the
Spook"
9.) It is the Virgin Mary, NOT Mary with the cherry.
10.) Walk down the Pulpit - Don't slide down the bannister.

SGGNF
Bid $1.25 Ask $1.75
Holding steady.
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