TED,
Since you are the CEO, you are not allowed the release news that is not ready to be released yet. I'm not sure why since FBNA is a non-reporting company (and this is for the shareholders benefit), but anyway. I have a huge, huge position in FBNA. However, I am allowed to report premature news. Why? Because one of the perfect things about this perfect company is that there are literally hundreds of millions of shares out there, and this allows us huge shareholders not to report, because we still only own a fraction of a percent of the company. That said, I would like to report a miraculous breakthrough that will literally drive this stock, not just to the moon, but clean through the moon. The breakthrough is that the NeuralNet 2000T has been infected with a virus, developed by FBNA, that will cause the NeuralNet to mutate. This may sound bad at first glance, but take a more scientific view, and you will realize that mutation is the force behind evolution. This means that the NeuralNet 2000T will self evolve and be able to cure most of the other problems that society will face in the year 2000. The original Y2K problem is just the first baby step. Ms Carol Finch, of the well respected brokerage, once said, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is". Well, the FBNA viral mutated NeuralNet 2000T will certainly prove that hypothesis wrong. As soon as the big institutions catch wind of this news, they will not care that FBNA is a non-reporting company. They will buy every share they can (which will still leave plenty left for the small investor). This will form a strong support level, and this baby will go nowhere but astronomical.
Brad |
