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For weeks I've listened and pondered how I could contribute to the success of the Rocketeers. Last night a story evolved in front of my dreamy eyes. People can relate to Michael Jordan and the Bulls. Fresh off a world basketball title. The Bulls compete at the top level, where the quality of players and owners are top notch, just like Microsoft and Dell in the stock market. The rules(SEC) are not broken, the referee's (MM's)play by the rules, and the fans(investors)are supporting in large numbers. Given a fair playing zone Michael Jordan and Bill Gates are on top of their game.
But, that's the big game (board). Let me take you down to the minor leagues.(OTC BB) We have a new shiny star in Jimmy Chin, who plays for the DGIV Bulls. How can he ever show his talents playing in this league. One day a fellow named Byron Glenn came around and joined the team. Byron being the likable guy he was ran across a boy named Rocketman. Friends became friends and the next thing you know we had Sandstuff, Dwilma, Hangin Long, Bullmarket, Lazarus Long, Derick C. Howard all joining the team. Each person brought a specialty to the team. Good defense, great dribbler, big rebounder and you get the picture. What the team needed was a coach and an owner. Well, along came macker. Ready willing and able to coach. Mr. D heard about the group and descided to buy the team. Jane J. Jackson and Brooke wanted to be chearleaders. Boy, they were pretty chearleaders too.
Well, the story continues with the Bulls winning rather convincingly from the start. The referee's were making it tough on the Bulls by calling extra fouls(shorts) on every move. But, the Bulls would take the fouls and play their game. The Bulls practiced in an old gym called DGIV-A-Holics. Well, things got a little rocky for Bulls, Rocketman was watching what the chearleaders wore and the team uniform turned into speedos. Never could figure out how the Bulls could wear those slippers playing basketball. A few serious fans thought the team was losing focus. Mr D believed in team concept and team unity and pulled the team practices and moved to DGIV-A-Holics..NoShoes. A place several miles away. Didn't get rid of the fans but made some valid points. The shoes came off except for Brookes and the team was to be made.
The Bulls played all competition in arena called SI. Seemed okay. Referee's(MM) like I said were tough but Bulls prevailed. The fans(investors) were showing up in numbers. Even had some people play for the team that make great contributions(daytraders) but, they would fake a injury and leave before the game was over). One could tell the big game with the Short Bears were around the corner. New referees were showing up and it was time to play the Bears. They had the short brothers, very bashing type forwards and heavy hitters.
If the Bulls would beat the Bears then the big leagues would be theirs. The game started out with heavy bashing on the boards. The short brothers kept stealing the ball(shares) to cover their shorts. The heavy hitters were laying in on. That game was weird. It felt like the arena was bugged. Like they know all the plays. You could see that some of fans(weak hands) left before halftime. They were scared of the Bears. One of the chearleaders (Brooke) was going to job interview and had to be with the Bulls in spirit.
But, you know the turning point came when in the third quarter, Byron Glenn was ejected from the game. This united the crowd. They were no longer weak and scared. They too, like the team became united. The fans threated the house to reschedule the game.
The reschedule game would be in the new DGIV arena that Mr. D bought. No more wondering if walls were tainted. They would have to play in the Bulls house. That game was beautiful. Great referee's (MM's) and score keepers(Rico). No more subtracting points for a basket. Conference officials(SEC) were sent in to regulate. The daytraders couldn't find a ticket unless they bought a scalped one. What a beautiful clean house to play a game. Even chearleaders Juanita, Jane and Brooke were in full force. Well, the game was a landslide. Bulls scored well over 100 and the Bears came up 3,000,000 short.
Jimmy Chin went on to be the next Michael Jordan. What happened to everyone else. Well Macker of course continued to coach in the minor leagues because he felt he could make a difference for the underprivaleged players. He sent won a lot of championships and sent many players to the big leagues. MTEI and INFE to name a couple. Before it was all done Mr. D had to build a dome for the Bulls to play their games. Fans attendenance(investors) was huge. Mr D had so much money that he bought the NBA. President Glenn of course is our current President. Rocketeer gave up his NBA career to continue his professional boating career. Thought I saw a string bikini on his boat one day. Rico of course is secretar of treasurer. Brooke I believe gave up her Coke career and became Governor of Florida. She had a life ambition to monitor the parol of a guy named (SELLFIRST). And Jane I think is still incognito at the beach.
Sorry if story was so long. But, since I don't post much I thought it was deserved. Hope this story doesn't hamper today's bell. Hoping to be a Rocketeer some day. |
