Jeff got behind the wheel of the empty ambulance, surprising the vegetation-munching Muffy, who jumped in just as he pulled away.
Having forgotten to pick up a Beanie Baby, he returned to the McDonald's... or so he thought, instead pulling into the adjacent lot.
This being Las Vegas, he should have been prepared for what happened next.
"I now pronounce you man and wife," yet another Elvis impersonator said when the pair pulled up to the wrong window.
Jeff tried to explain, but the caucophony of horns pressed him to move forward, and he did...
"Well," concluded Jeff, "if we pool our resources, I think we can get a large minority interest in FBNA."
"To be honest, Jeff," Muffy replied, with a budding lust in her eyes and petals clinging to her lips like the hospital gown to her body, "I was hoping for a hostile takeover."
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