Terrence, thank you for the generous offer.
You have such a way with words, I know it would be very exciting to read the exciting, descriptions of your many sexual exploits. Oh, who cares if they not all true, use your imagination.
My life is rather mundane at the moment, so I will consider your offer most seriously.
Dear me, I just thought about something, you gave out your e-mail here, now every women here will be clamoring for your attention. Especially, after telling us those exciting, erotic stories..
And, Granine, you thought the dryer was exciting??? ;)
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