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Pastimes : Muffy's Story: A Short Story Game for Would Be Authors

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To: TEDennis who wrote (120)6/18/1998 1:23:00 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) of 766
 
Muffy and Norma suddenly found themselves quite hungry and exceedingly thirsty. They decided to go inside the McDonalds.

"I need to replenish my bodily fluids," said Norma.

"Oh look," observed Muffy, "you and Ronald McDonald have the same hair!"

Norma, thinking Muffy was referring to her hair style, not color, retorted: "Oh yea, well your makeup reminds me of the HamBurglar."

Not to be outdone, Muffy retorted, "You're the one to talk. Don't forget who shaved your little partner Kevin. Yeah, that's right. Quarter Pounder would be quite generous I think you'll admit."

Norma had head enough. She grabbed the catsup dispenser and poured the red liquid all over Muffy. Muffy instinctively grabbed for the mustard and retaliated. Enraged that her taffeta dress was ruined, Norma tackled Muffy and the two of them rolled and rolled all over the floor.

"OK OK I give." gasped Muffy as Norma applied the choke hold she had learned several nights ago on the Jerry Springer Show...
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