"Muffy, darling," Jeff said softly, "I have a plan... a plan to wrest the FBNA fortune from under the nose of CEO TEDennis."
Muffy looked around to see if anyone was nearby. "I hope you're not thinking what I'm thinking," Muffy said nervously.
"Yes, my dear, we've got to 'off' TED."
"Another ratings ploy? I mean you've tried the sex angle and it failed to get this thread to #1. Perhaps some bloody violence might help."
"Amazing. It's like our thoughts are one. But this is one job I think we'll both enjoy. I think we may even be able to frame someone while working in an exciting chase scene."
"Oh, Jeff. I love it when you talk that way. And you know how much I love a man in a uniform."
[Insert gratuitous sex scene here]
"Muffy, darling, here's a towel. Wipe off the syrup. We need to talk."
"Uh, Jeff, dearest, aren't you forgetting something?"
"Silly me, here's the key. Just leave the cuffs on my hat over there so I won't forget them."
[Scene fades, the two are now dressed]
"Muffy, I've made a decision. The person we are going to frame for the death of TEDennis is..." |
