SPECMAN: Hmmmm ... you seem to have a very thorough knowledge of the inner workings of our top secret development labs.
Perchance you are compensating one of our loyal employees for certain information relative to the furtherance of techno-biological advancements?
Perchance, even, you're a member of the competitive "wing" of one of those shorting cartels I've been hearing so much about.
Hmmmm, again, I say.
Well, if you've been so clever as to infiltrate our secrecy, please fill out an employment application. We have openings for people of your, shall we say, abilities?
In particular, your marketing and finance ideas are superb.
By the way, you forgot to mention the possibility of using those young boneless chicks as toys for young children. These chicks will roll down the stairs in some interesting zig-zag patterns. And, they will never get bent out of shape, or lose their resiliency. The Slinkey market will soon be ours!
Regards,
TED |
