TED thought, "Hey, nice toga on that guy. I wonder if the Sedona Mart has them for sale?".
"Uh, Muffy", whispered TED.
"Yes, oh handsome one?", responded Muffy.
"I hope you have a permit for carrying a concealed firearm", said TED.
The Sedona police cruiser pulled up alongside them. This was fortunate, as it put distance between TED and Muffy, and their pursuers. "Hi, John!", said TED. "How's the wife and kids?" The small town atmosphere, where everybody knows everybody has once again paid off. Policeman John winked at TED, slowed down, and turned around. "Have a nice day!", he yelled as he started pursuing TED and Muffy's pursuers.
"Whew! Another close call!", said TED.
"Well, what should we do now, little Miss Muffet ... uh ... Muffy?"
[Editor's Note: OK, folks. The chase scene is over. You can breathe again.] |
