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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates: A Perfect Company
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To: SPECMAN who wrote (707)6/19/1998 9:35:00 AM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (4) of 2117
 
Dateline Sedona, AZ: 6/19/98

FBN Associates (NASDAQ: FBNA) today announced a gift of technology and services would be given to the United States National Parks Service.

FBN-RenewIt, the latest in a series of products based on the "Blastomere Separation Process" which has driven FBNA's success, will be provided to all Historical Parks around the nation.

When asked about the product, Alice (the personal secretary to the recently retired President and CEO, TEDennis) had this to say:

"Undoubtedly, you have noticed how clean the FBN Associates Headquarters building is. It literally sparkles in the sunshine. Well, we don't do anything to clean it. We don't even have to wash the windows on the 137 story building. FBN-RenewIt does it for us. Once a week, we inject one nanobyte mini-module into the wall and FBN-RenewIt takes over. It's pretty wonderful stuff."

"FBN Associates will apply the product to the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and to the White House itself. A limited supply of the product will then be given to the National Parks Service for them to use as they see fit."

According to the company's marketing department, FBN-RenewIt will be available for retail sale as of July 1st.

FBNA stock jumped 150% on the news, as stock speculators expected the product to be a major success.
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