Ellen,
Here is a good story:
Our friend Garry was on vacation in Mexico, while sitting at the local bar having a few beers and a shot, he noticed a pretty little gal across the room. Garry in his usual sauve style pulled up a chair next to her. They got to talking and Garry thought..."well maybe i can reel this one in!" Garry asked this young lady if she knew of any good fishing spots in the area, ahhhh yes! she replied, my father is the best fisherman in the village. GREAT say's Garry, would you like to go fishing with me? It's a date, the girl replied.
Well a few hours later Garry picked her up, and off they went. They reached a wonderfull secluded cove, and naturally Garry had more than fishing on his mind. Garry makes his move and to his surprise the girl is more than willing! After a few minutes of close order drill with his companion, Garry lays back all nice and relaxed, light a cigarette, and ask's the immortal question: "was it good for you?"
Well the girl gatherd all her fishing gear <ggg> and looked at Garry and said.....Hey buddy, i thought you were supposed to use LIVE BAIT!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! |
