No, No, wait, Jane, I think your right. Because I have a friend, who told me she was on a bus in Milan and noticed these three noteworthy characters, arguing with one another, standing at the corner waiting for the approaching bus. It went like this:
Bus approaches, door opens.
jhild: Okay. Lets get on the bus.
jhild: (Stumbling over the top stair),
jhild: Oh, sh*t, the back seats are taken.
jhild: Let's wait for the next one. (Coming back down the stairs)
JShill: (Shoving jhild, making him trip backwards,
landing on his butt, smashing the Ho-Ho, still in his back
pocket)
JShill: Get going, you bumbling idiot!
FNIGHT: I want the window seat!!
jhild: That was my Ho Ho!
jhild: I suppose, an apology is too much to expect.
Jshill: I AM VP. Never.
FNIGHT: (Making faces out the window and then opening his
FNIGHT: Beginner's Primer for Stock Bashers) Janice,
Jshill: What?
FNIGHT: What IS our address?
Jshill: Shutup!
jhild: I knew that chump looked like Little Engine!
jhild: Look he's on the bus! He must be going back to Chicago.
LE: No, now that I've been banished from FBN,
LE: I'm going to stalk the giant muskie!
Jshill: I AM THE VP in charge here. I give the orders.
Jshill: I'm bringing you back on our new FBN salary reduction plan.
Jshill: Besides, I need you for more run around and
Jshill: dart throwing maneuvers.
FNIGHT: (Reading further) This is great!
FNIGHT: Janice, can you prove that we have a phone?
Jshill: Shutup! Save it for MTEI!
jhild: (Pulling a Ho-Ho covered baseball card from his pants and
jhild: trying to roll a joint) What kind of pizza tonight?
Jshill: No pizza, I spent the money on the Ford Escort.
FNIGHT: Is that insider information?
FNIGHT: Can you document that you ever had that money?
FNIGHT: This is the stock market guys not a kids game.
Jshill: SHUTUP!
jhild: (seeming much more relaxed in a cloud of smoke), Cool!
just this once,
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