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Technology Stocks : INTUIT! Any Info or Thoughts....
INTU 669.88-0.6%Dec 30 3:59 PM EST
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To: Ken Fox who wrote (74)11/27/1996 11:41:00 PM
From: Amadeo Zevi   of 79
 
Joke found on the Internet [author unknown]:

One of Intuit's finest techs was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the
rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He
fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The Intuit tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his
finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with
his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"
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