Astounding! I am seriously trying to think of some scenario that is so outrageous and bizarre that none will believe it and all will know it is a joke. I tried telling them that we were all orbiting the earth with Elvis and Bigfoot, and the as-yet-unmentioned (because some fool invented it) "Canadian market maker" was transporting the profits, in gold bullion, up to the mother ship to be moved to a different planet.
And they still think this is real.
The only other thing I can think of is an assertion that all of us are nothing more than a sophisticated computer program "written by Janice", who is in reality a genius programmer, and we all converse inside her computer via SI. But somebody will probably believe it.
It's as if you walked outside with someone, noticed a tree, and said, "That's a tree." and the person responded, "That proves you are a liar and scoundrel, it is really a photo of a drawing of a fax of a painting of the planet Mars tinted green. Now, have you stopped kicking your dog?"
...and I'm supposed to be from another planet... |
