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Pastimes : Complaint Department
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To: Binder who wrote (92)6/20/1998 12:51:00 AM
From: Moonglow  Read Replies (1) of 341
 
LOL!!! You two are a RIOT!!!

I'm still laughing over that "complaint that you're not a pig". Come to think of it...can I lodge the same complaint?

And although I can see the point you're trying to make when you say, "Why wear one at all"? But if I did that...then I would have to complain again....because there would be nothing to "lift up" my spirits. Not that they're down, you understand....

And I have a question. What does a person do if they work in a tea factory and they want to take a coffee break? Who do they complain to?

And I have a BIG complaint!!! Why wasn't the Internet around when I was a teen-ager? How come our children get to have all the fun and we didn't? Why did WE miss out? How come the inventors weren't just a LITTLE bit smarter and get all this stuff out 30 years earlier?

And why does my cat always want to jump onto the keyboard when I start to type?

And why does my dog like to tear up my trash bags and strew the trash all over the yard? And then when I come out, she's so happy to see me that it's difficult to scold her because she has had SUCH A GOOD TIME making all that mess?

And why is it...that just as soon as I sit down to finally relax...I hear this voice yelling.....'MOM!

And don't you just hate it when you're riding in a car...and the person in the truck driving along beside you can look down and see everything you're doing? Suppose you're doing something naughty?
Do you want some person in a truck witnessing it? And if anyone's answer to that is YES.....then....you're a PERVERT...and I'm going to complain!!!

Juanita
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