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Pastimes : Complaint Department

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To: Debra&Jeff who wrote (112)6/20/1998 8:46:00 AM
From: Ga Bard  Read Replies (1) of 341
 
I have some serious questions about life in general.

1.) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name then want your credit card #?

2.) If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? (have not been able to catch one yet to find out)

3.) If you get scare someone half to death twice why don't they die?

4.) Why is it people that profess to have an open mind all talk like their brains have fell out?

5.) While watching "It's A Wonderful Life.", how many want to shout out "Jump, Jimmy, you freakin' sissy, jump!"ÿ

6.) I want to know Why love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

7.) Why is experience something you don't get until just after you needed it.

8.) If you think nobody cares about you, try picking a couple of stocks you think will go up but instead go down.

9.) How many would like to see a talk show advertisment: "Guests who kill talk show hosts--On the last Geraldo."

10.) Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

11.) I really really would like to know why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

12.) Why doesn't everyone borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

GB
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