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To: Ga Bard who wrote (118)	6/20/1998 11:25:00 AM
From: Binder	Read Replies (1) of 341

I would like to complain because men and women have different meanings for the same words in the English language... THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male: Playing ball without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. BUTT (but) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male: The organ of mooning and farting. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. TASTE (tayst) v. female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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